i was really excited abt this enormous jar of olives i bought and i can’t get the jar open :(

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hoganddice:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

Mine actually sounds pretty accurate …

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I am a cranky baby butt

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